Category: Flying


Twenty eight years ago I had the best Mother’s Day in the whole world. I gave birth to an eight pound, six-ounce baby girl after 32 hours of labor.

The hospital nurses that came on the next shift didn’t believe she was mine because of that black hair!

Off flight status voluntarily at five months, I was working “panel support” four months later as flight engineer in the Minneapolis 727 simulator when my contractions started.

I was two weeks overdue and I felt as big as a house.

Flying in the simulator, doing approaches into Chicago O’Hare, the guys asked me if I was ever going to have that baby?!

I told them, “Yes. Probably today. I’ve been having contractions all morning.”

Panicked, they wanted me to leave immediately. I told them we weren’t really in Chicago – just a simulator, fifteen minutes from my hospital.

This is not me in the 727 simulator! This is me in the Dreamliner, 787!!

Unconvinced, they landed the simulator and sent me to the hospital. Sure enough, the doctor checked me out and sent me for a long walk. I wasn’t ready.

OW. It took forever to have her, but 28 years ago, Mother’s Day fell on the 13th of May and I had my present!

Darcie Erin West

What a sweetie.

Darcie going to the dawgs.

Darcie almost grownup in Hawaii.

I still remember that idyllic morning in Minnesota…a little country hospital with horses grazing in the field outside my window. The hospital food was delicious, and I checked the box for extra chocolate chip cookies. Munching away, nursing my brand new baby daughter…I knew nothing could never top my Mother’s Day present.

Yea!! Happy Birthday Darcie!

SAME STORY…A LITTLE MORE DETAIL…

My uniform was too tight. There were no maternity pants or shirts. Northwest had never dealt with a pregnant pilot before. It was unheard of. The captains and copilots were trying to carry my bags for me and offering to do my preflight. It was embarrassing. “I’m not sick. I’m just pregnant. I’m probably healthier than you are. I can carry my bags – I lift weights and do aerobics every day. I’m fine.”

 

And I was. I would wake up early in my motel room and eat just enough to throw up. That was usually all the morning sickness I had. Once, and only once during my preflight, I raced up the aft air stairs of the 727 and threw up in the back lavatory. Other than that, I had no trouble doing my job.

 

Still, at five and a half months I decided to look into other alternatives. I knew pilots on medical leave were allowed to “panel watch” in the simulators. In other words, they filled an empty seat as flight engineer and participated in training exercises and check rides. I talked to Charlie Lindberg in administration about my dilemma. He called the training department. They could only use me as a “panel watcher” three or four days a month. That wasn’t enough for a full schedule. I opted to keep flying. 

 

“But you can’t. You don’t have a maternity uniform.”  Charlie said. 

 

I wasn’t backing down. “They didn’t have a female pilot’s uniform when I started either, and you had me buy navy pants at JC Penney’s. I’ll buy a pair of navy maternity pants and sew my epaulets on a white maternity top. It will look fine.”

 

Charlie almost had a heart attack right then and there. A maternity uniform for a pilot?  He said he would make a few more calls and sort things out. At home the next morning the phone rang. Charlie said,  “We can fill you up in training.”

 

Jubilation. Now I could feel like a professional again and do my job. I loved panel watching. Every instructor had different ideas, and I learned something new all the time. I got better and better at my job and handling “emergencies.”  But nothing is ever as easy as it seems. One of the instructors overheard me talking about seatbelts in cars during pregnancy doing more harm than good. That you were almost better off not to wear one, because all the blood flow to the uterus meant that you could easily bleed to death before help arrived.

 

This instructor didn’t want me in training to begin with and had been impossible to work with. He not only thought women were an annoyance, we just shouldn’t be there. He couldn’t comprehend that a woman could perform a job as important as this. I was kicked out of the simulator. He went to the head of training and told him I wouldn’t wear my seatbelt and that it was an FAA rule, even in the simulator. I was called in, and explained that wasn’t what had happened; we were just talking. He laughed, told to wear my seatbelt, and that was the end of it. The best part was that I didn’t have to fly with that instructor ever again. 

 

Most of the time it was fun in training. I was good at the panel and knew my job. Once one of the guys landed so hard that we bounced seven times down the runway. My baby woke up and starting kicking me. That got a laugh out of everyone. 

 

At nine and a half months one of the instructors asked, “When are you going to have that baby?”  We were “circling” near Chicago, in a phantom holding pattern.

 

“Soon.”  I answered. “I think I’ve had labor pains all morning.”  The guys panicked. They wanted to land. I reminded them we weren’t really in the air or in Chicago. Besides, our training facility is only a few miles from my hospital. They relaxed. A little. They still took the simulator off motion and made me leave for the hospital.

There really wasn’t any hurry. I was still in labor thirty hours later.

Springtime is a great time!

I have to say, this time of year was my favorite when my kids were young.

We would put a picnic together and head down the “draw” to our favorite spot. Wild onions, lupine, balsam root, animals…we never knew what we would find.

Four wheeling down the canyon, then hiking in to the old house for a picnic.

Of course, winter days playing in the snow were great, too.

I felt like a stay-at-home mom on my days off, like I had the best of both worlds. Oh, I did!

Ann Romney

Watching Ann Romney take her hits in the media, I can’t believe we are still living in the dark ages.

I don’t care what political party you belong to, I believe in CHOICE.

Long gone are the days when men chose what was best for the little lady.

Cropped screenshot of John Wayne and Angie Dic...

John Wayne, I’m sorry, but you are a dinosaur.

Unfortunately, some of our harshest critics are other women, not men.

What is wrong with us? Can’t we be happy for someone else? Just because you can’t afford to stay home doesn’t mean no one can.

When I was flying, people never could get used to my schedule. “Oh, you’re home? How long were you gone this time?”

Many people believed I was always gone, and I could hear their criticism thousands of miles away.

Taken on one of my "rare" days home.

I worked eleven days a month.

I feel the old defensiveness creeping in just writing this.

Why do people feel they have a right to judge you for your decisions? Why did I care?

In the three weeks I spent at home, I volunteered at the school.

I had so much time off that it was easy to help at school and with 4H cooking.

I played with my kids, cleaned house, made dinner, read books, took pictures…my days were always full.

I loved being home, but I also loved work.

I loved being at work, but I couldn’t wait to get home.

The push/pull and tug of heartstrings is hard enough without the judgment of other people, especially other moms.

Stay at home moms help all of us.

They are the ones who fill the cracks and volunteer on days no one else can.

Look around. There is still no other career more important than raising kids.

But in our society raising children is still not valued. So we have to value ourselves.

Every day at home is a day creating security and beautiful memories. We forget how nice home is and how safe our children feel being there.

Springtime calves...

Vacations are great, but my kid’s fondest memories are probably at home on the ranch.

Darcie with Jackie's pig.

No one can live your life but you. If it works for you and your family, that’s what counts.

I think having conflicting emotions is normal. That said, I think we need to get better at being where we are.

Fairmont Springs hot pools in Canada...what an awesome vacation!

We need to live in the moment. We can’t forget to thank God for all we have right now, today.

I know that I wanted nothing more than to stay home - once I had children. Then, when I did stay home more, I wanted to be back at work.

I felt like a schizophrenic.

But it’s that constant push/pull tugging that we feel inside us that helps us decide who we are and who we want to be.

Without self doubts and re-evaluating our decisions we would just be swept along by life.

Life is a fast moving river....

Instead we have choices that we can reaffirm each day.

We all have those days when we question ourselves; when things are not perfect.

But if you pay attention to the overall course of your life…you’ll be able to tell.

Inside, in your heart, how is life going? Do you wake up grateful for all that you have?

I think about the day before I go sleep and thank God for all of it.

I am so lucky for what I have today, right now.

Swimming at the John Day Breaks, two miles from our house...another vacation?!

Our house and shop 1/20/2012

There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home….

I love to travel and I love to be home.

How can that be?

Isn’t that some sort of impossibility?

A paradox?

Airport Sheraton, MIA after our cruise

Swimming in Miami one day, ending up in freezing rain the next.

Seattle Airport virtually closed after we landed.

Renting a Jeep at a horrific price because there are no flights leaving and the hotels are full.

Driving through the Columbia Gorge where traction devices are required for vehicles over 10K.

Does that mean the semis get to stop in the middle of the freeway to put on their chains? Seriously?

Listing power poles…

Powerline poles crashing down on the roads…arcing fire.

Doesn’t anyone clean the ice off the lines now that the farmers aren’t allowed to?

Has anyone considered…underground power lines????

Coming home to no power…and beautiful snow!

Broken poles….

Broken tractor... :( Road closed due to four more broken poles. So much for Wasco Electric and Sherman County maintenance...where does all that wind tower money go?

Lighting all my candles…the house smelled like a fir-pina colada-fruit salad!

Watching a movie on Colt’s computer, snuggled up on the couch…enjoying it?!

Our frozen deck

Power lines almost on the ground...

Icicles. Sunlight shining. Snow covered foothills and stubble.

Beautiful wheat fields and wind towers

Frozen wheat stubble!
View out my front window…

Decadence. Pure decadence.

Sledding down the hill…with a Ranger on tracks to pull the sledders back to the top!

Ranger on steroids…

After all, home is where the heart is!

Except this heart dessert was on the Panama Canal cruise we just came back from!! :)

An Oregon filbert/hazelnut orchard.

 

We went down to Oregon’s Willamette Valley to visit our son at college for father’s weekend. Trying out our large toy hauler for the first time, our friends John and Charlie Scharf let us park in their backyard. Looking out their living room window, the view was incredible. They, like us, are surrounded by farmground.

Emerald beauty

John and his brother, Jay and dad, Bob, grow everything from grapes to grass seed to corn to wheat to hazelnuts. Er, I mean filberts.

Apparently filberts and hazelnuts are really the same nut. It just depends how they are processed, according to my girlfriend. She says they are trying to market the name as filbert in Oregon because theirs are better for use in chocolates and candies – they are larger and don’t go rancid as quickly as the sun-dried Hazelnuts of Europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazelnut

Filberts, filberts everywhere...and really good to eat!

I couldn’t find verification on the internet, but I believe her. She’s a wonderful cook, and knows her nuts! Charlie even helped test the recipes for “Hazelnuts and More”, a cookbook full of yummy recipes.

http://www.amazon.com/Hazelnuts-More-Lucy-Gerspacher/dp/1558682031

Nut sex. It takes two varieties to pollinate. I think these are a Barcelona (left) and a Daviana.

I learned a lot about them when I toured an Oregon hazelnut producer’s operation. For example, it takes two kinds of nuts to pollinate, and they use a Barcelona and a Daviana.

I’ve been eating filberts all week and they are my new favorite nut!

http://www.leftoverqueen.com/2008/07/30/you-say-filbert-i-say-hazelnuta-schitzoid-daring-bakers-gateauwith-some-serious-issues

Nuts still in their husks.
Lots and lots of nuts.

http://oregonhazelnuts.org/

Hazelnuts dried and under cover awaiting processing.
These grain bins have heaters in them to dry the nuts.
The Willamette Valley is a beautiful place to live.

Paradise in our friends’ backyard!
Colt at the well. The soft start is on the right.

“The well pump is out.” My husband announced wearily. “That’ll be another $25,000 – $30,000.”

Shaking my head, I commiserated with him. It sucks to drop that much money with no guarantees that it won’t happen again. We’ve had issues with pumps ever since this well was drilled. The good news is that we haven’t had to pay for any of them before now – the wind tower project did. The well was just turned over to us a year ago.

The well was used to compact and build roads for the wind towers.

Actually, we haven’t had to pay for much of the $300,000 well ourselves – just half of the bill to bring in electricity and laying the pipe. And it was a good year farming, so we have the money to pay for it.

Plus it’s a write-off. Whoopee!

Personally, I believe that it went out the last two times because the people who were using the well didn’t respect the equipment. Instead of using the “soft start” system that was set up, they would just turn it on and off manually. That’s tough on a 100 horsepower pump over 600 feet down.

The wind towers are all up and running and the well has been turned over to us!

Dwayne, at Person Pump and Drilling, suggested a heavier-duty pump with a little more horsepower. The bearing that went out is suggestive of misuse, just like we thought, so it is no longer under warranty of course. Besides, this pump is two years old. http://www.personpumpanddrilling.com/

Bill Martin says we could have pulled the pump ourselves and saved money.

I think Bill's crazy!!! :) Person's is the only way to go!!

Now the well is ours, and the soft start can’t be bypassed, and hopefully the pump will last ten years! I know we’re going to cross our fingers and respect the equipment. Funny how many people don’t take care of things if they aren’t theirs….

All set to go

Every year we plan to start seeding on the 15th of September. Plan. As in have the drills and equipment ready, then wait.

Wait to see if we get rain. Wait to see if there is enough moisture in the ground already. Wait to see if it is too hot to open the ground up.

I love the fall weather and changing autumn conditions. But I don’t have to make farm-sustaining decisions.

Never eat pink seed wheat. It has a protective coating to control disease.
Never eat pink snow, either.    You can see the pink cast to the snow a long way away – Antarctic penguins eat pink krill and poop pink!

Never dive in without checking the conditions of the water…applies to seeding, too, but with the soil.

Then, when you do make the decision to seed, pray. Pray that you don’t get just enough rain to form a “crust” on the ground. Or a long hot and dry spell that dries it out too much. Or a severe cold snap in November. Pray that it rains within a couple of weeks so you don’t have to re-seed in the spring. And the later you seed, the better the chance that aphids won’t eat it.

A truck full of seed

My husband loves seeding. He loves the long days out on the tractor and he loves the time of year. But he hates the wait and see – try to figure out if conditions are right, part of it.

Oh, but that’s one of joys of farming, right? Diving into the unknown?

All ready and waiting… :)

Sleeping like a baby.

Sometimes my dogs bark at night, but not usually on our deck. We’ve yelled at them enough that they go to the edge of the yard or farther to bark when we’re sleeping. But last night Vegas just wouldn’t quit. I finally dragged myself out of a sound sleep to see if it was a porcupine. To my surprise, a raccoon ambled up the tree on the deck and just looked at me.

Last night around 1 pm

He was still there this morning, and fascination gave way to incredulity as s/he almost came into the house when I opened the door. My first thought was rabies, of course, because whenever I have been places where raccoons are fed dog food on the deck, they still run off and have a fear of humans.

Of course they don't usually pose for me during the day.

My challenge has been getting good pictures of raccoons over the years – I have plenty of bad ones!

I didn’t want Kevin to shoot him, and not just because I don’t want blood all over. As pesky and mean as raccoons can be, they are still beautiful to me. I don’t have an aversion to stuffed, dead animals: I love to look at them because I rarely get the chance to examine them up close. My girlfriend Carol and I used to go to the wild animal pet shop near our house. The owners would let us play with the skunks and walk the ocelot. It was amazing. Later I volunteered at the Minnesota zoo on my days off, and I love the behind-the-scenes exposure to wild animals.

My new cat

Still, this raccoon is in my yard and up on the locker in the garage eating my cats’ food. Damn. It is fall, and he probably isn’t rabid. I got on a few sites to read about them.

The University of Texas Austin site had this information:

Signs of rabies in animals include:

  • changes in an animal’s behavior
  • general sickness
  • problems swallowing
  • an increase in drool or saliva
  • wild animals that appear abnormally tame or sick
  • animals that may bite at everything if excited
  • difficulty moving or paralysis
  • death

Animals in the early stage of rabies may not have any signs, although they can still infect you if they bite you. The incubation period is the time from the animal bite to when signs appear. In rabies, it is usually 1-3 months however it can last as long as several years. Once the virus reaches the brain or spinal cord, signs of the disease appear.

Rabies can only be confirmed by a laboratory test.

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What if I see a raccoon/opossum/skunk out during the day?

Although nocturnal animals are most active throughout the night, it is not an indication that something is necessarily wrong if seen out during the day. Nocturnal animals often DO come out during the day.

Pet food, bird seed, and garbage can be powerful attractants. Weather changes also affect wildlife. A mother skunk or raccoon will often venture out in the daytime to take a well deserved break from her babies. At certain times of the year, particularly in the Fall, animals must be efficient in preparing for the winter and maximize their foraging time to find food, therefore starting out during daylight is not uncommon. Another possibility to consider is if an animal has been displaced from its home due to construction, then it is forced to move on sometimes during the day in search of a new shelter. The winter and early spring months signifies mating season for most species, meaning a peak in activity throughout the day for that time frame. Often, nocturnal animals seen in the early morning/afternoon hours are just taking their time getting home.

Then I called a friend of mine who does taxidermy and he is bringing us a live trap. There is so much land here that I can relocate my raccoon far away from anyone’s house and hope s/he doesn’t come back!

Garlic boxes waiting to be filled.

Garlic and wind towers

garlic!

 

Vegas

My dogs are traitors. Usually they are outside my door, waiting for me. But whenever there is a tractor to chase, Pepper is gone for sure. Vegas is too smart to get that tired or that hot. Or at least that is what I thought.

Eddie says Vegas catches bunnies. :( He better not catch my baby bunny!!

Vegas, pooped out but still looking for rabbits.
Two tractors and lots of sorters.

They run two tractors and it takes almost twenty people to harvest!

The wind towers allowed us to irrigate 120 acres behind our house. The well that was used during construction is now ours. Half of “the circle” was in wheat and the other half is garlic.

Slow, repetitive, hot work – but everyone is laughing and talking. They throw dirt clods at Colt when he starts to fall asleep!
Yum! Boxes of garlic! Eddie says I can take as much as I want, and to peel it and freeze it to use whenever over the winter!
Break time! 15 minutes.

Our irrigated wheat went 105 bushels to the acre, a disappointment for Kevin who was expecting Palouse wheat: 130 bushels, every year! The guys are always glad when harvest is over, though, and the crop really was exceptional for us this year. It was, on the average, ⅓ better than usual.

Great looking wheat…

The other 60 irrigated acres are in garlic, and our friends leased that land. Unfortunately the garlic doesn’t look as good as they had hoped. They almost didn’t harvest it.

Dick spraying the garlic.

Nematodes or something kept it from being top quality. But ⅔ of it is passable, so guess what Colton is doing? Harvesting again!

Uh oh. Colt has crossed over to the dark side and “gone green.”

Colt in his new John Deere

Colt has harvested garlic for six or seven years. It pays well, but is slow and painful. He drives the tractor at 1 mile per hour for days, while the workers sort and pick through it.

Looking towards our house and shops.

He comes in at night, beat. Now he knows what long-haul flying feels like! And so do my dogs.

Chasing grasshoppers…

They are exhausted, tongues hanging out, chasing rabbits and running in circle all day. Traitors.

Eddie picking up palettes.

Normal problems...

At least you can stretch your legs!

Garlic. Lucky me! Next year I'll go out and dig some early, to eat like bunches of onions! Maybe I can make some Japanese gyoza: dumplings filled with garlic and pork!

Harvest is still in full swing, and the wind has finally stopped blowing, for a day at least. You can actually hear the birds and they are everywhere. So much for wind towers killing them all.

This year is phenomenal for us. With averages of 70 to 80 bushels, it is unreal. The price is just over $7, finally, after 30 years.  Our best field went 88. Our irrigated went 105 bushels to the acre, and that sounds great except this year there was rain everywhere. Unfortunately, it is slow going. No, wait, make that fortunately!

We can only cut at 2.5 miles an hour. A cousin of Kevin’s visited today, and Michael George said he has never seen stubble like this, ever. The trucks couldn’t keep up, and the elevator in Biggs couldn’t either. But a few major shifts – an additional truck for us, and the COOP not hauling their grain at peak hours, made a huge difference.

Everyone is getting tired, though. Long days and short nights are tough. There are always arguments when people don’t show up to grease or service the equipment, and tempers run high. Not to mention losing two transmissions. The lesson to be learned here? Don’t shift on a hill, especially with a full load. Most farmers know that; some don’t. We have lost six transmissions in 12 years, and that is excessive. And expensive, at $12,000 a whack. Ahh, the joys of family farming.

Truthfully, it is all a learning experience.  Concentrating on the best parts of this life, instead of the hardships and headaches, is tough. Just being here is an exercise in learning to love, learning to forgive, and learning to let go.

This is as excited as the donkeys get…but not us :)

We started harvest Saturday, July 23rd. After an entire week, we are still pumped! The combines are going 2 1/2 miles an hour through thick, tall wheat. One of the draws the yield monitor indicated 138 bushels to the acre! And the stubble, the half too deep to cut, is still green.

Our fields are averaging in the 70s and 80s. This is unheard of here, on our ground. It is the best crop we have ever cut. That isn’t to say we won’t have some fields that don’t do as well. Our garlic is the worst, and may not be cut. Crops to the east of us, closer to the John Day River are in the thirties and forties per acre. Crops to the west are going over 100 bushels to the acre! It is a crazy year.

Colt taught Ben to drive bankout…now he can relax and get a tan!!

Yes, there have been fires, but so far, small and controllable. Simantels had one that the combine started in the field, probably because the rust remaining is so powdery, sticky and flammable. They got it stopped at a wind tower road – see, wind towers are good!! :)  And one farmer had a truck burn to the ground, but he disked around it before it could burn anything else. Except his wallet and cell phone were in the lunch box.

First sign of trouble…fire, but in the next county over.

And of course there are always breakdowns and issues – Kevin hates hauling to Biggs because it is so crowded and tourists don’t realize that he weighs over 100,000 pounds and can’t stop on a dime.

Biggs Junction – the confusing on ramp that is really two-way to the elevator.

They cut out in front of him and flip him off for turning the “wrong way” on an on ramp. (It is only one of maybe two in the whole state that is a two-way ramp.)

Elevator office at Biggs
Shovels or Wheelbarrows?? Both!!
Line up at the river…but Ken and Brandon are really fast!

People do not understand that these big, full trucks cannot stop for them quickly.
Freeway idiots…
A view of Biggs Junction from Maryhill Winery.
Inside Biggs elevator!

Kevin taking a sample of our wheat

One of our landlords said, “Yeah, now if only the price was better.” Are you kidding me? The price is fine, considering. Has he forgotten that just a few years ago it was only $4 per bushel? Now it is over $7. But that is farmer mentality, right? :) At least I haven’t heard anyone say that the crop is too good and is taking too many nutrients out of the soil. I heard that one year, years ago, and couldn’t believe it.

Piper – our only female!!

We’ve had all kinds of fun giving kids and friends rides on the combines, and even though the days are long, the end is in sight. Only three weeks out! :)

Its like taking kids up for the first time in a little airplane - they love it!

Personally, I love these DOG DAY AFTERNOONS!

I wonder, ponder…have we, as a society, forgotten how lucky we are? Yes, there are better years when we didn’t have to spray for rust or wait so long for harvest. Hell, there are years when I was younger and had more energy! :) We are incredibly lucky, just to be alive.

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Everyone is chomping at the bit for harvest to begin. It is over two weeks later than usual, and we are more than ready to start. At the north end of the county, we will have no trouble finishing before school starts. But there are worries that, if harvest is delayed too long, kids will be going back to school and there won’t be enough help on the farm or in the elevators.

We gauge our harvest by Kevin’s birthday. He turns 50 this year on August 13, and we are usually done and out celebrating. Still, there is the possibility that harvest will merge right into seeding if we keep getting rain. Not that we can control acts of God. The sample we cut looks a little “pinched,” but not to worry. Hopes of 60 bushels plus have been voiced by Kevin, who is usually afraid to be so optimistic, and the stand is nice and even, with full heads of grain.

It has been a wet year. We spent over $50,000 spraying for rust on our wheat. Then, just as things began to dry out, it rained. And rained. But yesterday there was only 12.8% moisture in our sample, so hopefully we can start cutting at Harry’s place today.

Ready and waiting...

We need 12%, without getting docked. You can cut up to 14.5% moisture, I think, but that is a 10 cent dockage. Some of the farmers who have rented or leased combines have decided to take the dockage and cut, since they are already paying on their machines. We are waiting, just playing cards up at the shop according to Aunt Junie!

About 23 years ago...

Combines cutting a few years back.

A few memories we don't want to see repeated!

No fires this year, that's the hope and prayer!

Seriously, there is always something to do if you are self-motivated. A ranch never lacks for things to be done.

Jill in the wheat truck 23 years ago

I love these long days, except for this summer cold that is killing me. I laze around, drinking my coffee and blogging, scanning pictures and putzing around the house. Do a little gardening.

Then, whenever I feel like it, I bake something like peach cobbler. Last night we had grilled chicken, lemon parmesan pasta (a big hit!), and salad. The night before, lasagna combined with our neighbor’s fresh French bread and salad. Tonight? Hmm. The spirit hasn’t moved me yet! :)  Chicken noodle soup is what I need.

Remember I told you a film crew came out to our farm/ranch a year ago? If you want to see the portion of the PBS special, with David Biello of Scientific American, that was filmed at our farm, here it is!

It starts on Cape Cod (for context), and the second half is in Oregon at our house. Just for fun!

The whole two-hour special is worth seeing. I bought the video at BeyondtheLightSwitch.com. It takes 30 seconds or so to load. It will open in a separate window so you can read/do something else!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3743025/BTLS%20Windv3.mov

http://www.beyondthelightswitch.com/

The windtowers closest to our house are Vestas towers. Vestas is a Danish corporation.

http://www.vestas.com/en/wind-power-plants/towards-20-years-in-offshore.aspx

Van Patten 1885 Century Farm

What a funny week. We got the Century Farm sign. http://www.oregonfb.org/programs/century_farm_ranch.shtml

It says Van Patten 1885 on the bottom.

Then a Dutch film crew came the next day to do a piece on the wind towers. Kevin asked me who the talent was, a term we heard when the Detroit Public Television came out to film “Beyond the Light Switch”. Genevieve kept calling David Biello “the talent”. http://www.beyondthelightswitch.com/

I was taking pictures of my nephew's daughter the day the news crew showed up from Detroit PBS.

So, when we got out of the pickup, I asked the guys which one of them was the talent. Erik laughed and said he guessed he was, but they don’t use that term in the Netherlands. https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=135639477940

Dennis (or Tyce?) thought Patten may have been Putten, after a town in the Netherlands. He said “Van” means of or from. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_(Dutch)

A beautiful day, but sad because we learned that our cousin Mark had a massive stroke two days before. He passed away two days after the reunion. What a nice man, and only 49 years old. We will miss him so much.

But two days later, at the Macnab family reunion at Highland Hills Ranch http://www.highlandhillsranch.com/, I learned that Kevin’s ancestors on his great grandparent’s other side were actually from Petten, on the west coast of Holland.

Highland Hills Ranch

I started Googling all the places I went on my Amsterdam layovers: Hoorn, Edam, Gouda, Zaanstad,etc. The last time I was there it was summer and hot. A pilot friend of mine was going to be there too, and he wanted to go to the beach. So, I agreed, but my flight was late due to weather and I ended up meeting him for dinner instead. It turns out he goes to a nude beach! (Zandvoort) I told him there is no way anyone needs to see me nude at almost fifty years old! Thank goodness my flight was delayed.

So, this morning I was writing about Netherlands on my other blog, Getting There is Half the Fun. I was trying to find the nude beach to remember how to spell it for this blog, and it is just north of Petten. Then I got a popup of gay porn. That was thrilling. Not. And one for Viagra. And it just kept coming. So “Mac Defend” popped up, saying I had 73 viruses. Yikes. Like an idiot I used it to clean up my computer. It was a Trojan, and boy did it get into my system. Then I tried to My phone rang and it was Credit Card Services reporting unusual activity on my Visa. After canceling my card, they suggested I call Apple.

I got a great guy named Lawrence who helped me straighten out my computer. We searched my computer and threw away all kinds of downloads, but I was still getting popups. He said I should be using Safari as my search engine, not Firefox. Firefox is fine for PCs, but Safari is better at warning you when you shouldn’t be somewhere using a Mac. Good to know. I had to trash my Firefox to get rid of the trojans, change all my information, etc. What a hassle.

I asked him about Macs versus PCs, because I thought Macs didn’t get viruses. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_horse_(computing)

He said PCs can get infected just by opening an email or something innocuous. But you actually have to download something on a Mac to get a trojan, and that only approved download sites should be used, like Apple and Amazon.

Then he sent me an email saying to stay away from trojans and nude beaches!! Yeah, good idea. And stay away from MacDefend and MacShield – at least the versions I was trying to download from unapproved sites were malware.

Remembering my French, Mal means BAD!!!!!!

Go to my other blog for more on Amsterdam and adventures!

Remember your Greek history??? From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
This article is about the mythological Trojan Horse. For other uses, see Trojan horse (disambiguation).

Detail from The Procession of the Trojan Horse in Troy byDomenico Tiepolo (1773), inspired by Virgil’s Aeneid

The Trojan Horse is a tale from the Trojan War, as told in Virgil‘s Latin epic poem The Aeneid, also by DionysiusApollodorus and Quintus of Smyrna. The events in this story from the Bronze Age took place after Homer‘s Iliad, and before his Odyssey. It was the stratagem that allowed the Greeks finally to enter the city of Troy and end the conflict.

In one version, after a fruitless 10-year siege, the Greeks constructed a huge wooden horse, and hid a select force of 30 men inside. The Greeks pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the horse into their city as a victory trophy. That night the Greek force crept out of the horse and opened the gates for the rest of the Greek army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The Greek army entered and destroyed the city of Troy, decisively ending the war.

In the Greek tradition, the horse is called Δούρειος Ἵππος, Doúreios Híppos, the “Wooden Horse”, in the Homeric Ionic dialectMetaphorically a “Trojan Horse” has come to mean any trick or stratagem that causes a target to invite a foe into a securely protected bastion or space. It is also associated with“malware” computer programmes presented as useful or harmless to induce the user to install and run them.

Bridal Veil Falls

Bridal Veil Falls...I stopped on the way home and impaled my WRX on a rock...Shit.

Oh well, it was worth it... :(

Oh well, it was worth it... :(

I’m home for a month, before my children’s writing class at the Oregon Coast. It’s good to be home. Summers here are beautiful, and the days are long and slo0ww…especially when we start harvest in July…or August? :) It’s a late year, but the crop looks good.

I put all  my new pictures up of Italy, unpacked and did laundry. Time to relax!

Tuscany countryside canvas with Kevin's farm equipment underneath!
Tuscany countryside canvas with Kevin’s farm equipment underneath!
Pisa and Montepulciano
Pisa and Montepulciano in my dining room!
Italy, my house is plastered with canvases! :)

Italy, my house is plastered with canvases! :) I'm running out of wall space...time to buy a beach place!! :)

My high school alma mater is PK Yonge, the University of Florida’s developmental research school. I like to joke that we were guinea pigs, but its true. What other high schools offered Aviation as a science elective way back in 1971?

PK Yonge auditorium

The new PK Yonge auditorium

PK Yonge cafeteria

PK Yonge cafeteria...lots of good memories here!!

PK Yonge library

PK Yonge library...oh, what a memory here!! :)

Everyone has been asking how my speech went, and what I said. Luckily my sister-in-law, Carla, recorded it for me.

So, I was wrong - our class did have a graduation ceremony - Go figure! I sure didn't remember it until I found this in Mom's storeroom this week.

After the introduction, my whole life story and then some, what more could I say?????

While I was tempted to just say, “What she said!” I didn’t.

This was my ad-lib speech. I know I could do it better with practice… :)

THE SPEECH

“One of my girlfriends says that with that many things someone likes to do, they are either a renaissance woman or ADD. I hope I’m a renaissance woman…. :)

When I graduated from PK Yonge nearly 40 years ago, I never expected to be flying a jumbo jet around the world. In fact, I didn’t know what I wanted to be, and once again, there were too many choices to choose just one. What I did learn from PK was that there were no limitations and that I could do anything I wanted. I think that’s the most important thing to take away from PK because I know you all can do anything.

If I can fly a jumbo jet that weighs over 833,000 pounds – 400 tons – longer and wider than this room with these little weenie arms, you can do anything you want: anything. Anything! (laughter)

Of course, the 747 is all hydraulic, so you don’t have to be strong – you just have to use your brain.

When I was at PK Yonge, math was the only class that I felt I really had to work at, and for those of you who have had my brother, Mr. Bice, for three years of math (Standing ovation, cheering, clapping!!!), I was going to say I feel your pain, but you all must like him, so go figure. (Laughter) He’s been my brother for 54 years. (More laughter) Yes, I know, that’s a long time. (Laughter, again!)

He’s told me quite a few stories about all of you, but I really hate to tell them in front of your parents, so maybe later we can get together and I’ll tell you what he told me.

My favorite class at PK of course was aviation, and I would like to thank Dr. Gadsden over and over again for being a great physics teacher, and then a great aviation teacher. When I learned how to fly, I didn’t plan on doing it for a living. I just did it so I could fly my friends over to the beach (chuckles). I know, it’s not a great goal or a huge goal, but that’s what kept me going – putting one foot in front of the other, and always having something I couldn’t wait to do next – something I was excited about.

I soloed at 16 at the Gainesville Airport, and one of the notations in my logbook said, “Student must stop counting swimming pools and start concentrating on learning how to fly.” (Laughter) Every time I went up I was looking for a friend’s house or something exciting in the air, and I still love to fly and it has been a wonderful career. I hope that our graduating students realize that this world has so many places to go, so many things to see, its incredible.

When I was flying the whale, which is what we call the jumbo jet, 4 engines, 55,000 horsepower each engine, we would usually go to Asia, but I also flew to Europe. The whole nose of the airplane would lift up when I was flying cargo. We would load on race cars, pigs, giraffes, antelope, zebra (laughter)…we took a whole zoo to Asia once.

We had thousands of chicks peeping underneath our cockpit all the way over, and you couldn’t hear the engines over the chicks – that’s a lot of chicks!

We flew saltwater fish, and probably every Nintendo game or Playstation or computer that you all would use. We couldn’t wait to see what cargo we had!

(I said incredible again, need a new adjective…5 total!!!! Yikes…at least I didn’t say “umm”).

You could look from the front of the airplane, if you pretend I’m at the front now, all the way to the back of the room where the tail would be – it was almost as long as a football field. An (incredibly) fun plane to fly, into foggy airports like San Francisco, icy runways in Alaska – for me the most exciting thing is a challenge, and I loved it when the weather was down, or I had to make a crosswind maximum gross weight.

I think finding your passion and being able to do it in this world is incredible (yes, 4 times). I know you’ve all heard how hard it is to make it in this world, how everything is changing so fast…but I would love to start over – the incredible  thing about this world is that there is always something new in it…flying down to Singapore over the South China Sea, flying over the Saipan where the ocean goes down 7 miles, when you are flying 7 miles up – almost makes me an astronaut, right? 14 miles above the bottom of the ocean?! (Laughter)

I was flying on 911 when the skies were closing and I was one of the last planes in the sky. To me, one of the best parts of aviation is that it is always changing. You have to stay on your toes.

My life has been so fun and exciting…if I could tell you just a few things to keep your life fun and exciting, I would say:

Stay positive.

Hang on to your integrity.

Surround yourself with positive people.

I know you all have supportive people in your life, because your parents had to sign you up to get into PK Yonge. But I don’t just mean your family…

Surround yourself with positive friends and people who are going places and have dreams and ambitions. I find I can only have two people in my life at a time who are negative because they such the life right out of you. (nods, agreement)

Keep positive people around you, keep putting one foot in front of the other. You don’t have to know where you are going to get there…unless you are in a jet like me – then it helps to know where you are going, say to Singapore. (laughter)

Anyway, I think the world is yours and I’m excited for you, and I wish I could come back in 40 years to see what you do with your life.

Congratulations and good luck.”

1000 words, 7.5 minutes

Plans for the new wing at PK Yonge

Plans for the new wing at PK Yonge...wow!

PK Yonge modularsModular layout

PK Yonge modulars...I wish Sherman County would do this! It's amazing how many resources there are when K - 12 are on one campus.

Inside the modular classroom

Inside the modular classroom...much better than the originals!

Breaking ground for the new elementary wing

Breaking ground for the new elementary wing

Now this is my kind of curriculum!!

Now this is my kind of curriculum!! Rome, yes!!

PK grad speakers: Rashad, Elle, Robin, Erin Kylee, Julia: Pictures do not show how fun and bright they are! We are talking rodeo rider just back from Austria, New York fashion design & crewing, Colorado State runner who used to live in Medford OR & plays fiddle in a bluegrass band, Biology at University of Pennsylvania, film editing and on and on!!!

I was practicing my speech for last night when my son emailed me a complex paper to correct. So, I decided I could practice later…but later he sent me the final version to correct… I was ready enough (I hoped…!)

It didn’t matter anyway…I thought my introduction was going to be short and sweet: 1972 graduate, Kathy McCullough, airline pilot for Northwest Airlines, retired and living in Oregon with her husband Kevin who is a wheat farmer. Here is what they really said plus a little more:

Kathryn “Kathy” Bice McCullough PKY’72

P.K. Yonge Distinguished Alumna and Commencement Speaker, June 3, 2011

Kathy Bice McCullough is the sister of PK Yonge’s Jim Bice.  She entered PKY in 9th grade.  Was a member of the National Honor Society, the French Club and President of Keyettes.

She earned a Bachelor of Science in Environmental Health from Colorado State University.  She holds licenses to fly Boeing 727, 747 and McDonnell Douglas DC10 commercial jets.

Kathy’s interest in flying was sparked by an aviation science elective taught at P.K. Yonge by Dr. Tom Gadsden.  Following a field trip to the airport, she took a weekend job to pay for flying lessons, which she continued while attending Colorado State University.  To pay for her multi-engine pilot rating, she worked as a flight attendant for a charter airline that flew rock bands to their concert locations. Clients included America, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Poco, Commodores and Bad Company. She also flew for coal mining operations in Colorado.  At the end of the 1970s she moved to Oregon as a flight instructor.

During this period she also flew as a fire spotter for the US Forest Service, accumulating so many flight hours during the California fire season of 1980 that she was able to compete for a pilot’s job at Northwest Airlines in 1981.

She started flying for Northwest as a Flight Engineer on the Boeing 727 and after three years moved to second officer and safety instructor on DC-10s. Shortly after that she was promoted to copilot on the 727, a position involving a new set of technical and management challenges.  She then transitioned to 747s, starting again as second officer on long-haul flights to Singapore, Hong Kong and Japan. After accumulating the necessary hours and seniority, she trained for and was promoted to first officer, then captain. It is worth mentioning that she managed this career along with a full family life that included marriage and children.

After 26 years of service, Kathy retired from Northwest Airlines in 2007. This gave her the time to focus on a second career as a motivational speaker. She talks to teens at traditional schools, juvenile facilities, 4H Leadership Camps, private academies and corporate functions. Her main themes are career and life choices and having the courage to face the challenges they bring.

Finally, Kathy is a talented artist. She has taught pencil drawing at her town’s high school and done graphic design projects for a local museum. She makes silver jewelry and she is a skilled photographer.

Kathy and her family live in Wasco, Oregon.  Kathy is a true renaissance woman. For her exceptional career achievements, she is being honored as a 2011 distinguished alumna of P.K. Yonge.

A nice intro, but also most of my speech! What a hoot! I just improvised for 1500 people!! :) Yikes!!

I winged it….thank goodness for extemporaneous speaking at PK in French!!!

Me speaking at graduation!

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20110603/ARTICLES/110609774

I swear I did not Photoshop this!!

Home Sweet Home

Yes I love to travel. But oh, it is good to be home!

I miss my husband, my dogs, my cats, my neighbors and my house.

Favorite Husband, Kevin

My neighbor Trena, and Potter

My Italy wall at my home, sweet home in Oregon!

Sax kitty – Fast Freddy – all grown up 9 years later!! It’s a coyote record!!
Steady Eddy
Vegas, what happens at home while you are in Vegas! Pepper is probably sulking somewhere – weird dog, but we love her.

Oh, and my barn.

The barn fell down while I was gone. Sob. Now what will I use for a backdrop?

Neighbors Clint and Ally in front of my (sob) old barn last month…
I doubt this part will stand much longer, either.

Fire rainbow cirrus clouds above... still beautiful.

I have never seen this cloud formation before.

Now its a lean-to

Built over a hundred years ago, Kevin’s Grandma Bee made everyone promise to never tear it down. I wish she had made her kids promise to keep it up!

By the time we moved here, it was so far gone that there was no fixing it.
I always used it in my photos – graduation photos, Christmas card pictures, sunset and sunrise pictures…no wonder Grandma Bee didn’t want it torn down. It was a part of history.

It’s the place Kevin’s mom was shot as a child playing Cowboys and Indians. Where Uncle Pete had to maul hay.

There was a rope going from the house to the barn in the winter for blizzards, foggy days and dust storms – so you could find your way back and forth after feeding the horses.

Countless memories…my children’s fort…storage for the old two-hole outhouse seat… Colt and Alex’s four wheel track behind it… lots of old trucks were parked around it…the cat’s favorite hangout.

Gone. With the wind.

The old barn in its glory days. Aunt Francis painted this. Phyllis Porter sent it to me.

Building Wind Towers

Looking up toward the future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuU0KVJwJNY

http://vimeo.com/12119591

A few years ago, in March of 2007, construction began on Portland General Electric’s (PGE) BIGLOW wind project. By Thanksgiving, Phase one was up and running: 78 Vestas towers were complete.

It took only eight months to build roads, dig holes for the bases, fill them with concrete and rebar, bring the towers and generators in, put them together with a huge crane, and wire them all up to the new PGE substation.

Living in the middle of all the construction was fun. Every night we would walk north or south to see the progress – north to the wind towers being built behind our house and south to the new substation. Sure there were cranes, trucks, pickups and helicopters everywhere – it was like a freeway out here. But it was so interesting that Kevin and I would find ourselves outside, at night, in the snow watching them go up.

The first wind tower on the project...I wasn't here for this one!

First the new BPA transmission line had to be built.

Now these guys can fly!

Easy does it...

Imagine all this in our own backyard! :)

The size of these were incredible lying on the ground.

The size of these were incredible lying on the ground.

Inside the nacelle.

These blades were about 130 feet long!

Another view inside the nacelle.

Another view inside the nacelle.

Of course they had to wait for non-windy days...

All the ladders are attached with magnets so the structure isn't weakened by bolting them on.

All the ladders are attached with magnets so the structure isn't weakened by bolting them on.

My only chance to "climb" the ladder...

My only chance to "climb" the ladder...

Obviously I am mixing towers...the Siemens were in Phase II and III. This is where the blades attach.
Obviously I am mixing towers…the Siemens were in Phase II and III. This is where the blades attach.

The BPA had to string all new lines, and their flying was impressive!

Wind tower base with rebar

All the parts were from different places around the world...China, Vietnam, Denmark, Spain, etc.

All the parts were from different places around the world...China, Vietnam, Denmark, Spain, etc.

Progress!!

The crane operators were impressive, too.

The crane operators were impressive, too.

This Siemen nacelle is the size of a small motorhome. They don't look that large at 300 feet in the air.

This Siemen nacelle is the size of a small motor home. They don't look that large at 300 feet in the air.

The old....

I can’t believe how many people hate wind towers. And hate does not begin to describe the strong feelings against them.

I don’t like the way electrical poles look either…but having electricity sure is nice.

Lovely power lines...necessary to get the energy out, though! Some of them are buried, but BPA was saving money and this field took the hit, making it much harder to farm. But wasting energy hating how things "are" cannot be good for anyone.

Mitch Swecker, Oregon Department of Aviation, claims wind towers are “pincushions for pilots” and that too many have already been built. (Mitch  “manages” the Wasco ‘cropduster’ strip from Salem, OR. I wonder if he even knows where we are?) After four towers were approved and in the process of being built, the FAA (Washington D.C.) decided they were too close to our little Wasco airport pattern. So the FAA revoked the permits and suspended building on the Portland General Electric (PGE) Biglow project, costing Portland General Electric customers $1.3 million for bases and roads so far. (It will cost even more to eventually remove them) Mind you, we have no services at this airport – no fuel, no Fixed Base Operation.

For an airport with minimal traffic that was over-improved with millions of taxpayer dollars to begin with that mainly crop dusters use, this decision is equivalent to the joke about a Masters and Doctorate degrees: more shit piled higher and deeper.

Wasco International (Just kidding...)

And lead-in lights, please???

We need a control tower now...oh, and don't forget to give the controllers and extra hour off according to new FAA regulations. Really? How about 16 hours off for some real sleep. Pilots and controllers don't make good robots.

A survivor! Seriously, I love birds.

The Audubon Society claims the towers kill birds, and the joke around here is “only the stupid ones.”

But, seriously, the environmentalists are walking the fields all the time looking for dead birds…without results. Unless we have fast coyotes that eat them before they are found, there are less dead birds from wind towers than from them hitting pane glass in houses or cars or airplane engines.

I hate killing an animal…or seeing one killed. The pickup in front of me hit a squirrel the other day, and the poor little thing was dead before he hit the ground. But I also know that death is part of life, and the towers are no longer designed as ideal nesting spots. I think the birds used to mistake them for trees, and the baby birds never had a chance.

We have had the Oregon-California Trail Association stopping two of our towers within sight of the trail, a trail that was miles wide in spots and ran right through our county. The agenda of a few people in OCTA is to map and  privatize a walking trail, through private ground, all the way from St. Louis. So, I went to Eugene with John DeMoss to voice my opinion at one of their meetings. I learned that most members present believe both towers and the trail can co-exist. But the men who have a private agenda wrote this in their newsletter:

The 2008 State Historic Preservation Office Heritage Conference was in May. Glenn Harrison and Stafford Hazelett attempted to give reports on the condition of the Oregon Trail in Oregon but were interrupted by representatives of wind energy proponents from Sherman County who deny the existence of the Oregon Trail across Sherman County. Five new sites for inclusion on the National Park Service’s list of High Potential Historic Sites along the Oregon Trail were described.

  NW Trails_Spring 2009

Oregon Trail: Lets pave the whole trail, from St. Louis to the Willamette Valley - the federal government can use their power of eminent domain to appropriate private ground, taking it off the tax base. Oh, wait, who pays for the that?

The next newsletter seemed more balanced:

In the Northwest we face significant challenges resulting from the emphasis on renewable energy in the form of wind farms. The challenge is great: the eastern portions of Oregon and Washington are the location of extensive energy projects (wind turbines and transmission lines) which often coincide with important trail resources. While trail protection is our priority, we must acknowledge the need for energy from these sources. (David Welch)  NW Trails_Fall 2009

We were there for this reenactment of the crossing of the John Day River on the Oregon Trail.

If we had these Indian remains in our fields instead of arrowheads and wagon wheel tracks, I would be protesting!! All I am asking...is give common sense a try.

Archaeological remains of native Americans (arrowheads and cook pots) have stopped other sights, along with people who claim to dislike how the towers look and make them ‘feel’. We have become a society that reacts to the squeaky wheel with too much grease and no common sense.

People complain of health problems: anxiety due to low-frequency noise and toddlers waking up screaming in the middle of the night (Don’t people who are not living near wind projects have these issues, too?)

I think toddlers have always screamed. I am just saying... :)

People claim wind power is too expensive. That it is subsidized by the federal government. Yet, realistically, what kinds of power are not subsidized? Hydropower was subsidized too, when the dams were built. Coal, natural gas, nuclear…. The hope and dream is that, someday, wind and solar will be efficient and clean and viable. We have to start somewhere, and I am excited to be in the middle of a project.

John Day Dam, Columbia River, Oregon

There’s a special on PBS this month called Beyond The Light Switch. I am hopeful that Scientific American’s David Biello will present a balanced view of where we are and where we should go with our energy needs.

BeyondTheLightSwitch.com

Celilo Falls. I wish there were some way to build dams and powerplants without hurting anything or anyone. Someday.

BPA and wind developers are arguing over the “looming problem of too much power from renewables” according to the Oregonian, and they are planning on shutting off the wind power in June and July to use the dams more.

http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2011/04/bpa_wind_developers_argue_over.html

Controversy over wind towers...an ever present storm and certainty.

Our whole grid needs to be updated, so that we can use wind when it is available. Shutting down an entire region of wind farms during the windiest time of the year is ludicrous.

Change is a certainty, not an option.

A storm may be brewing (actually this was a fire!)

Actual wind costs could be closer to 8 - 10 cents per kilowatt-hour, according to Jeff Davis, Wasco Electric COOP. This graph is from their Ruralite magazine.

The new.

Dear Sue,

I promised to tell you how to stop cleaning your house all the time….  Maybe you were kidding, but if you weren’t, here’s how I stopped.  See you soon.

No, this is not my house. I have windows and a roof.

As you know, I traveled eleven days a month for work.  Coming home to a house that looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball – a house I left spick and span – was worse than a nightmare – it was real.  Tired and jet lagged, just walking in the door was enough to throw me over the edge. I turned into a whining, nagging, pitiful version of my former self.

I may not live in a castle like this, but I love my little house on the prairie.

Confused and hurt, I tried to sort out my feelings.  I loved my family, but they were such slobs. Didn’t they love me enough to clean up a little?

My husband claimed that the house was clean – maybe not as clean as I liked it, but clean enough.  He asked me why it mattered so much, why I had to come in and ruin an otherwise joyous homecoming?

Home Sweet home...beach inspired!

I didn’t know why, but it did matter. I couldn’t even sit down and read a book without seeing dust and jumping up to get rid of it.  It was the same for me with dirty windows, unmade beds, plants that needed watering, etc.

Relaxing just wasn’t possible until it was all done.

My garage and house – new addition on the right has tight windows and doors :)

What did I hate so much about housecleaning? 

That I was always doing it and every day I had to do it all over.

Did I ever enjoy it? 

Yes, sometimes I found it relaxing and grounding.  I like my stuff.  I like my house.

Batam Indonesia.

No, I don’t live in a perfect Sunset Magazine or Better Homes and Gardens house, but it is comfortable.  I travel to some very poor countries. I am so lucky to have a roof over my head, especially a nice roof. I’m not out pounding our clothes on rocks. I have a washer and dryer. My house even has windows.

Our ranch is way out in the country.  We don’t have close neighbors and we rarely have guests, so I wasn’t cleaning because I was worried about what people thought.  Also, around here, the neighbors hate you if your house is perfect -  it’s the opposite of keeping up with the Jones!

I live in the old family homestead, where Kevin’s mom was born.  Kevin’s uncles remember shoveling out the living room after a dust storm.  The family would move out for two or three days because they couldn’t breathe. Kevin’s Aunt Edna lived here before me and she dusted all the time, obsessed about cleaning this place.

Castles, white nights...all fairy tales.

We don’t even own our house, but I had new doors, windows, siding, a roof and air conditioning installed.  My sanity was worth every penny spent. The place is still dusty.  Better, but dusty.  It is a small house, about 1800 square feet, and I have little knickknacks that collect dust, too. There is no way I will ever have a dust-proof house.

Besides, I don’t want to be obsessed about anything.  Too many of the old captains at my airline were such little old ladies to fly with.  They even cared how the copilots stapled the flight plan together.

I obviously had no control over my family, so I knew something needed to change in me. I decided not to clean unless I felt like it. I didn’t go on strike and decide not to clean. I changed my mindset.

A girlfriend of mine, Jayne, needed extra money and I jokingly told her she could help me clean my house.  She was serious.  Together we could get in clean in four hours, saving me four.  Then she started coming in when I was on trips, or just before I got home.  She knew how I liked my house.

Kevin didn’t see why we needed someone to clean. He always said I was overly neat – guy language for “I don’t want to do it and I don’t want to waste money paying someone either.”

The truth is, I would pay double for house cleaning…I would even skip lattés if I needed too.

I began to mellow out some.  At night I started pushing the baby toys into a corner. Then, when Jayne had sick kids or couldn’t come, I started thinking, Oh well, she’ll be here next week, and I would sit down and read a book instead of cleaning.

I read a book called “Never Good Enough” by Monica Ramirez.  I took the quiz in it first and found I was an ‘inwardly focused perfectionist.’  At least I wasn’t overly critical of others…just hard on myself.  My mom and uncle are perfectionists, and my grandmother was, too.

The book said perfectionists are rarely happy.  They rarely experience joy.  Something inside me snapped.  Joy is something I really want and need in my life.  I had been reading books about being grateful and happy and easier on yourself.  You can’t be happy when you are always beating yourself up.

Who wants their tombstone to read like this??????

Now I try to spend less than thirty minutes a day cleaning.  My house is a source of joy and peace,not another headache. Thank goodness I have a small house – I can be done cleaning in even less time.

Here’s a typical morning at my house.  The kids are off to school. The kitchen is already clean – my husband empties the dishwasher in the morning, the kids put their breakfast dishes in it.  And the kids did the dinner dishes including pans and counters. The trash is full, so I grab the desk wastebasket and zip from room to room, emptying the cans into it instead of taking each individual one to the kitchen.  Kevin takes the trash outside.

I get dressed and make my bed. Yes, the kids made theirs.  The clothes hamper is full, so I start a load of wash.  I spritz the counter in the bathroom after I do my hair and makeup – the cleaner and rag are right under the bathroom sink, along with the toilet cleaner, Comet and Woolite.

The living room has a load of laundry on a chair.  I fold it, take it to the right rooms, and put mine away.  The kids will fold the other load when they come home. A little straightening – the stray blanket that needs folding and a misplaced pillow. Clean house…clean enough.  In less than I thought, too – twenty minutes.

Don’t get the idea that this is effortless.  It took years to train the kids.  They grated cheese, peeled potatoes and browned hamburger for dinner.  They vacuumed (reluctantly) and washed windows. They always complained. Most of my friends claim it is more trouble to “train” their kids than it is worth. In the short run, yes. In the long-term, no. I wouldn’t be doing my kids any favors if I didn’t teach them help around the house, to take some responsibility for their environment.  I’m hoping that the organizational skills they learn at home will help them deal with a very complex world. When they know what is expected of them, there isn’t as much grumbling or fighting.                                                  Oh, the kids feed the animals, too.

Just cats and dogs. (Darcie: "Kebin don't hab no cows.") or pigs, or horses!

My husband helps out more all the time.  I take what I can get – the trash, dishwasher and a load of wash, and I’m thankful for it. I have had to lower my standards over the years – things aren’t always done “my way.”

The decreased stress and increase in energy (mine) made the compromise well worth it.

There are times I do like to clean – if I put some good music on and go at my own pace, puttering. Its meditation; a hobby of sorts.

That voice in my head is still there sometimes…that gremlin that is always finding fault with something.  I’m better about ignoring it or shutting it up – it goes away eventually.  And my house is still cleaner than most people’s, even at its worst.

None of this is news.  Nothing earth-shaking.  Just common sense.  I just don’t want to be a martyr, holding my house to perfectionist standards that no one really cares about.

I had to laugh one day when I heard my son grumble to his sister, folding a load of laundry after school, “Why didn’t Mom do these?  What has she been doing all day?  Her stinkin’ art, that’s what.

He was right. What do I do all day? Whatever I want to!


My guest room!

 
 

Inspired by my trip to Italy....

So, what do you think, Sue?  Want to come visit?  I promise I won’t clean up for you…well, not much anyway.

Love, Kathy

P.S. Getting rid of stuff – not hoarding, helps too :)

The Macnabs were chased out of Scotland by the Campbells. Yes, they were probably the Campbell’s Soup Campbells.  My husband’s mother father was a Macnab, and the family originally immigrated to Canada. Two of the brothers and two of their cousins moved south to homestead the Oregon Territory. This part of the Columbia Gorge looks amazingly like northern Scotland and I imagine they felt a kinship with these hills.

They married into the Van Patten family, another resourceful “clan.” Getting a crop into the field was the primary goal. The Oregon Homestead Act required you to eat and sleep on your land and have glass in your windows. Showing great resourcefulness, or perhaps just being Dutch, they built only one house on the four corners where their land joined in Sherman County. Each  had a bed and small table in their corner of the house. You had to live on your land, sleeping and eating there.  Five years later the land would officially be theirs.

I haven’t been able to “fact check” this, but they were told they need glass in their windows, too. Pane glass broke easily and was hard to come by. Ingeniously, they drank the pints of whiskey and placed the empty bottles in the windows, fulfilling the letter of the law.

Today my windows are real pane glass, nary a whiskey bottle in sight. My dining room is all that is left of their hastily built homestead house and I don’t know how much of it is original. Still, I feel like a pioneer. Twelve children, including my husband’s mother, were born and raised here. The house is small, maybe eighteen hundred square feet. Five hundred feet were added in 1930.

The uncles and aunts still make regular visits to their old home. They enter, often without knocking, to the home they still consider their own. I enjoy following them around as they reminisce, trying to see my home through their eyes…

“I swear, this house sure seemed bigger when we lived here…” they muse. I’m sure it did…the uncles are all over six feet tall now and have to duck through some of the doorways.

“Remember shoveling out this place after a dust storm? Sometimes we had to move out…couldn’t breathe. Come back days later, after the wind died down.”

I remember when I first moved in. I had to vacuum the windowsills. Farming practices have improved the situation. I added double pane windows, insulation and vinyl siding. No longer do I fight the raging windstorms that suffocated and blinded and sometimes killed those unfortunate enough to be caught in their fury. I still dust more frequently than those living in civilization, but at least I do it with a cloth and a can of Pledge.

“Remember when this bedroom was a sleeping porch? Many a morning I woke up covered with a blanket of snow.” Uncle Tom shivers, remembering.

“You could see your breath. Remember the icicles?” Uncle Pat adds.

Eight boys, farm hands all, slept outside in the freezing Oregon winters. They were hardy stock. All of them survived World War II, too. Uncle Tom was down to eighty pounds when he came home from the swamps of New Guinea, suffering from malaria. Their cousin Bill was killed instantly when his B-17 collided with another near Hamburg, Germany in 1944.

“The old barn…still there. Remember when we were playing cowboys and Indians out there? I aimed my gun at you and said  ‘Bang.’ You dropped down and I thought you were dead! We ran for the house, sure we would be in big trouble for killing you. Then you wandered in, bawling, half an hour later, bleeding and bawling your head off. That bullet went in through your jaw and out through your cheek!”

Rose nods, remembering well. Her teeth and jaw still  give her problems. Her only satisfaction was the whipping her brother and cousin received.

“How about the time you shot the hole in the kitchen floor? We covered it up pretty well for awhile…threw a rug over it and the kitchen table over that. Then Mom went down to the cellar and saw the mess…glass and peaches blown to bits everywhere. We caught holy heck for that, too.”

I can still see the repaired hole in my cellar ceiling. Winter nights when we put together jigsaw puzzles or play cards I can almost hear their rowdy clan…popping corn over the open fire and playing Ping-Pong on a piece of plywood Grandma Bee placed on the dining table.

The double-hole outhouse seat remains in the barn, testimony of days so long ago when, windstorm or blizzard, going outside was a necessity. The uncles delighted in hiding in the dark, leaping out of the shadows and tossing clawing, wild kittens on their shrieking, terrified sisters. To this day the girls are afraid of cats and guns.

The siblings remember windblown drifts of snow so high farming horses were used to break through and carry them to the one room schoolhouse. Today we occasionally have enough to sled on. Rose and Helen remember dresses made from potato sacks and being thankful for them. They hauled water by hand up the canyon in buckets. The same water was used first for cooking; then for washing dishes, clothes and bathing; finally, for watering the rose bushes. I can only marvel at their tenacity as I push buttons for my dishwasher and run clean water for my bath.

As solitary as life is here, it is hard to imagine the hoards of people who came by this remote place on their way west. The Oregon Trail ran right through our property. So deep were the wagon ruts that we can still see them in the spring as the new shoots of wheat push skyward. My nearest neighbor is a mile away. I rise each morning to the crowing of pheasants and fall asleep to the howling of coyotes. You’ve never seen so many diamonds in one sky as we can, lying in our Jacuzzi stargazing. You’ve never seen a lawn like ours, either: thousands of acres of lush, green winter wheat.

Paradise.

We truly are in the middle of nowhere. The toolies.The boondocks. Country hicks to some…providers of a nation’s food to others. Our life is simple, our wants, few. Sunrises are fantastic…sunsets over Mount Hood, amazing. However, my idea of homesteading is far removed from days of old.

Most of the old homesteads have been burned or fell down. The few that remain, like sentinels in the fields, are a testimony to how many people used to live here, before tractors got bigger and more land worked in a day. My kids and I loved to four-wheel down the canyon behind our house to the old Happold Place. (See the fictional story I wrote about this house, “I Am The Ghost.”)

Springtime brings a profusion of wild onion, lupin and balsam root. Deer and antelope truly play nearby, along with elk and cougar and the occasional bear.  Living here, in the middle of nowhere, is a paradise I never expected to find.

 

 

 

 

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